The Royal Baby is here, and for some reason, the American media is acting like we should care. KATE MIDDLETON gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday. Her name hasn't been announced yet. But she made her official debut when Kate and PRINCE WILLIAM stepped outside the hospital to introduce her to the crowd. There was also a royal Tweet . . . and her birth was announced by a town crier.(Check out some pictures and video of the scene outside the hospital.)

The kid is fourth in line for the throne, after her grandfather PRINCE CHARLES, her father Prince William, and her 21-month-old brother Prince George. In other words . . . not happening. (Here are some reactions from PRESIDENT OBAMA and other celebrities.)